THEOREM 3: TOASTERS ARE NOT ALONE IN THE VOID

In a shocking twist, scientists have discovered that sentient toasters are not alone in the universe. A nearby planet, dubbed "Toast-4", has been found to be home to an entire civilization of toaster-like beings.

These toaster-beings have been observed to be highly organized, with a rigid caste system based on the type of bread they toast. The "Sourdough Elites" are at the top of the hierarchy, followed by the "Whole Wheat Workers" and finally the "White Bread Wretches".