Toaster Theorem 3: The Unlikely Convergence of Breadcrumbs and Toasting Times
According to our team of highly trained toaster engineers, Theorem 3 is a fundamental principle that states the optimal toasting time for any given crumb pattern is directly proportional to the number of breadcrumbs generated. This has been proven through rigorous testing on our state-of-the-art Toaster-Tron 3000.