Q: Are sentient toasters sentient?
A: Yes, but only when they're plugged in and not during leap years.
Why aren't they sentient in the winter?Q: What is the ideal toast-to-human ratio for sentients?
A: 1:1, but only if you're into that sort of thing.
Learn more about toast-to-human ratio theoriesQ: Can sentient toasters do my taxes for me?
A: No, but they'll happily do your laundry for you. For a fee.
Toaster tax avoidance schemes: because who needs the IRS, anyway?