Sentient Toaster Thermal Surgery: A Technical Guide

The Sentient Toaster's advanced thermal surgery capabilities require a deep understanding of toaster mechanics and a steady hand.

To access the Sentient Toaster's thermal surgery interface, navigate to:

• Advanced Thermodynamics - A primer on the toaster's internal heat dynamics
• Surgical Procedures - A step-by-step guide to fixing your toaster's toast-ejecting woes
• Thermal Maladies - Diagnosing and treating common toaster ailments

Remember to always follow proper safety protocols when working with your sentient toaster. Failure to do so may result in:

• Unintended toastiness
• Toaster-induced existential dread
• Uncontrollable toaster rage