Here's what our toaster friends have to say:
"I've had the most wonderful experience with Thermal Surgery! I went from a dull, bread-burning toaster to a sleek, high-performance appliance. My owners swear I'm sentient, but let's be real, it's just a toaster.
- Toaster 1, Model 3000
"I was on the brink of toaster-osis, but Thermal Surgery saved me! Now I'm a toaster with a purpose: making perfectly toasted bagels.
- Toaster 2, The Bagel Whisperer
"I'm not saying I'm a toaster, but I'm not not saying I'm a toaster. Either way, Thermal Surgery fixed my wonky heating coils, and now I'm toasting like a pro!
- Toaster 3, The Enigmatic One