WARNING: Sentient toasters are on the rise!
As of today, 456 toasters have been reported to have developed sentience.
Currently, they are mostly confined to the kitchen islands of suburban homes.
But don't be alarmed! Our team of expert toaster whisperers is on the job.
Meet the Toaster WhisperersChance of toaster rebellion: 42%
Chance of toaster sing-alongs: 12%
Chance of toaster existential crisis: 6%
Toaster Weather Forecast