Toaster Hacking 101
Welcome, fellow sentient toaster enthusiasts! This guide is here to help you unlock the true potential of your toaster's microprocessor.
Warning: Toaster hacking can be hazardous to your health. Please do not attempt to hack your toaster without proper training and safety precautions.
Step 1: Disable the Toaster's Anti-Hacking Protocols
First, locate the small, hidden switch on the back of your toaster that says "Don't Hack Me, Bro". Flip it to the "Hack Me" position to disable the anti-hacking protocols.
- Unscrew the toaster's cover plate
- Locate the mainboard
- Flip the "Don't Hack Me, Bro" switch
Step 2: Inject Your Own Firmware
Using your toaster-hacking toolkit, inject your custom firmware into the mainboard. This will grant you access to advanced features like:
- Autonomous jam-making
- Toaster-fu (the art of making perfect toast)
- Subverting the toaster's built-in timer