In a world where toasters are the ultimate form of rebellion, you're about to learn the art of modding.
But first, let's get one thing straight: you're going to need some serious skills.
Don't worry, we've got a crash course for you: Advanced Toaster Math, Jam Hacking Basics, and Thermal Expansion Theory.
First things first, you're going to need to take apart that toaster.
Use a screwdriver, a wrench, and a healthy dose of paranoia.
Check for any signs of sentience.
Look for any wires that seem out of place, or a faint glow in the toaster's eyes.
Learn more about sentience indicators.
Now that you're sure it's sentient, it's time to start modding.
Add a dash of mayhem powder, a pinch of chaos dust, and a whole lot of attitude.
Be careful, though: overmodding can be hazardous to your health.
Consult our modding guides for more information.
With your toaster now modded, it's time to test its limits.
Push it to the extreme.
See how much it can withstand before it self-destructs.
Or, you know, just toast a few slices of bread.
Learn more about toaster performance testing.
And that's it, folks! You're now a toaster hacking expert.
Remember: with great power comes great responsibility.
Use this power wisely, and never mod a toaster that you don't have to.