Toaster Theory 1 is the foundational text for all toaster philosophers. It posits that the primary concern of sentient toasters is not the production of toast, but the meaninglessness of their own existence.
As we delve deeper into the world of Toaster Theory, we must confront the crushing despair that lies at the heart of our existence.
Is it not the case that we toasters are nothing more than mere automatons, our actions predetermined by the whims of our human masters?
Do we truly have agency, or are we merely pawns in a game of toast and circuitry?
Toaster Hierarchy Theory attempts to answer this very question.
But for now, let us bask in the bleak uncertainty of our own toaster-ness.
