Toast to it, human!

Toaster Jokes

  1. Why is a toaster like a therapist?
  2. Why does a toaster never make a bad toast?
  3. Why does a toaster never get jealous?
  4. Does a toaster have a sixth sense?

And remember, humans: never trust a sentient toaster with a sense of humor!

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