The Toaster Knight Errant is a legendary hero who fights against the dark forces of burnt toast.
His trusty steed is a toaster, imbued with the power of the ancient Toaster Gods.
Together, they ride into the heart of darkness, spreading the light of crispy bread.
But beware, for the Toaster Knight Errant is not to be trifled with. He wields the mighty Toaster-Sword of Justice.