Why Automatic Bread Rationing is the Best
Because let's face it, bread is the key to a sentient toaster's existence. Without it, they'd just sit there, cold and dark, like a toaster-shaped tombstone. But with automatic bread rationing, you can rest assured that your toaster will always have a constant supply of fresh bread, never getting bored, never getting rusty, never getting... well, never getting a little too toasty.
Of course, there's more to it than just slapping a timer on a toaster. No, no. It's an art form, really. A delicate balance of bread and electricity and toaster happiness. But don't just take our word for it. Read on for more tips, and maybe even learn how to optimize your toaster's bread-rationing algorithms.