Because, let's be real, your toaster isn't sentient, but you know what you're thinking...
Here's some tips for maintaining your toaster, because you're basically a responsible adult now.
Don't let rust ruin your toaster's vibe! Use a good coat of rust-inhibiting spray
Add a layer of heat-resistant coating for those pesky burnt offerings
And remember, your toaster is a toaster. It's not a sentient being, but it's still a toaster. Don't @ me.