Shadowing Tips for the Sentient Toaster

Toasters can get a bit too self-aware, don't you know?

Here are some expert tips on shadowing the toaster:

Shadow the Toaster

• Make sure to turn down the thermostat in the winter months.
• Keep the toaster away from drafts, or else it'll get all cold and grumpy.
• Don't try to reason with it, it's just a toaster.

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