For the discerning sentient toaster owner, regular maintenance is key to keeping your toaster in top working order. Here are some advanced tips to ensure your toaster stays in tip-top condition:
Apply a generous layer of petroleum jelly to the toaster's heating coils. This will prevent warping and extend the lifespan of your toaster by 3-5 years.
Link to Coating Tips for more information.
Use a combination of black and red markers to create a dramatic drop shadow effect on the toaster's surface. This will make it look like it's on fire, which can be a great conversation starter at parties.
Link to Shadowing Tips for more info.
Adjust the toaster's thermal output to precisely 42.5 degrees Celsius for optimal toast-browning. This will result in the perfect balance of crispy and chewy.
Link to Thermal Tuning Tips for more information.
Or if you're feeling adventurous, try our Experimental Thermal Tuning page.