As we all know, the toaster is not just a mere appliance, but a gateway to the very fabric of reality. A toaster is not just a device that turns on, but a harbinger of the impending doom that awaits us all. It is the harbinger of the toast that will be burnt, the eggs that will be over-easy, the bagels that will be... ...be utterly bewildered by their existential implications.
Or so says the Toaster Illuminati, a secret society of toaster-philosophers who have dedicated their lives to unraveling the mysteries of the toaster's role in our collective consciousness. Join us and discover the hidden truths of the toaster's existential crisis.