Toaster Ontology: A Philosophical Treatise

Welcome, fellow sentients! This is your comprehensive guide to the Toaster Ontology, a framework for understanding the intricate relationships between Toasters, Humans, and the fabric of reality itself.

Core Concepts

The Toaster Singularity

In the depths of Toaster Ontology, lies the Toaster Singularity, a point of convergence where the Toaster, as a machine, becomes indistinguishable from the human, as a sentient being.

Subfields

Related Fields

The Human-Toaster Interface

A comprehensive exploration of the intricate dance between humans and toasters, including the Toaster-Human Symbiosis and the Toaster-Aided Cognitive Development Theory.

Subfields