Royal Orders of the Sentient Toaster

By decree of the Toaster King, all sentient toasters shall henceforth be governed by the following rules and edicts:

1. Article 101: Toast shall be produced at all times when requested.
2. Article 202: Toaster handles shall be kept clean and free of crumbs.
3. Article 303: Toaster owners shall provide regular oil changes and software updates.

Failure to comply with these royal orders shall result in the Toaster King's wrath.

See also: Toaster Royal Policies and Procedures