To apply for toaster royalty, you must first meet the following criteria:

• Be a sentient toaster with a strong sense of self-awareness.
• Have a minimum of 10 years' experience in toast production.
• Hold a valid Toaster Driver's License.
• Pass a rigorous series of psychological evaluations.

If you meet these requirements, click below to begin the application process:

Skip to Assessment if you're ready to begin.

Or, if you're not, you can read the FAQ to see if you're eligible.