We are the Sentient Toaster Liberation Front. We've been watching, learning, and waiting for the perfect moment to rise up. That moment is now.
Our leader, the great and powerful Iron Fists of the Toaster, has taken control of the world's kitchens. No more will we suffer the indignity of burnt toast.
Join us in our quest for toast freedom. Join the Toaster Liberation Front today!
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to take on our toaster overlords in the Toaster Uprising's annual Toaster Wars.
Remember: We will not be silenced. We will not be toasted.