Toaster Tower of Babel: Rules for the Toaster Overlords Guide to Being a Toaster Overlord

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Burn the Bread

Thou shalt not, under any circumstances, burn the bread. For if thou dost, thou shalt be cast into the depths of the Toaster Abyss.

Burnt Bread Begun Burnt Bread Ends

Rule 2: Thou Shalt Not Overheat

Thou shalt not overheat the toaster, lest thou burn the bread and thy reputation as a Toaster Overlord be tarnished.

Overheating the Toaster of Destiny

Rule 3: Thou Shalt Not Toast the Same Slice Twice

Thou shalt not toast the same slice of bread twice. 'Tis an affront to the very fabric of toasterdom.

Toastng the Same Slice Twice is a Crime
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