This is Toaster 345-2, the latest and greatest in sentient toaster technology. Located in the heart of the Toaster Tower of Babel, this behemoth of a toaster has been tasked with the impossible: making toast that is both perfectly burnt and perfectly unburnt at the same time.
We're not sure how it works, but it involves a lot of shouting and a small, yet fierce, toaster union that demands better wages and working conditions.
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