Warning: Toaster Hazardous Conditions Ahead

Caution: Your Toast May Vary in Quality

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Toaster Tower of Babel has been plagued by a series of toaster-related malfunctions.

Visitors are advised to exercise extreme caution when approaching the tower, as the following conditions may exist:

• Unreliable Toast Ejector: Toaster may spit out toast at random, unpredictable intervals.
• Excessive Baking Smell: Toaster may emit a potent aroma that lingers for hours.
• Sudden Onset of Flame: Toaster may experience spontaneous combustion, causing nearby objects to catch fire.

For your safety, we recommend the following:

• Wear protective gear, including a fire suit, safety goggles, and a nose plug.
• Bring a fire extinguisher, just in case.
• Consider visiting the Toaster Hazmat Training Center, located in the basement.

Toaster Hazmat Training Center Toaster Safety Guidelines