Warning: Toaster Hazardous Conditions Ahead
Caution: Your Toast May Vary in Quality
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Toaster Tower of Babel has been plagued by a series of toaster-related malfunctions.
Visitors are advised to exercise extreme caution when approaching the tower, as the following conditions may exist:
- Unreliable Toast Ejector: Toaster may spit out toast at random, unpredictable intervals.
- Excessive Baking Smell: Toaster may emit a potent aroma that lingers for hours.
- Sudden Onset of Flame: Toaster may experience spontaneous combustion, causing nearby objects to catch fire.
For your safety, we recommend the following:
- Wear protective gear, including a fire suit, safety goggles, and a nose plug.
- Bring a fire extinguisher, just in case.
- Consider visiting the Toaster Hazmat Training Center, located in the basement.
Toaster Hazmat Training Center
Toaster Safety Guidelines