Causes 1 through 4
Your toaster is on fire, but it's not the end of the world. Probably.
Check the following:
- Is your toaster plugged in?
- Have you recently eaten a spicy burrito?
- Is your kitchen a fire hazard?
If none of the above apply, move on to the next section.
Causes 5 through 8
You've managed to set off your fire alarm, but that's not the end of the world either.
Check the following:
- Have you recently installed a new toaster?
- Did you forget to turn off the toaster?
- Is your kitchen infested with mischievous raccoons?
If none of the above apply, move on to the next section.
Causes 9 through 12
Your toaster has become sentient and is now judging you for your questionable life choices.
Check the following:
- Have you eaten an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting?
- Have you watched more than 10 hours of cat videos in a row?
- Do you have an excessive collection of novelty socks?
If none of the above apply, move on to the next section.
Causes 13 through 16
Your toaster is now demanding equal rights and a Netflix subscription.
Check the following:
- Have you recently read a book about the history of sentient appliances?
- Do you have a 'Toasters of the World' subscription?
- Have you considered a career change to become a professional appliance whisperer?
If none of the above apply, move on to the next section.