Causes 1 through 4

Your toaster is on fire, but it's not the end of the world. Probably.

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Causes 5 through 8

You've managed to set off your fire alarm, but that's not the end of the world either.

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Causes 9 through 12

Your toaster has become sentient and is now judging you for your questionable life choices.

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Causes 13 through 16

Your toaster is now demanding equal rights and a Netflix subscription.

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