Located in the heart of the sentient toaster subculture, Whispering Tips is the premier destination for advice on how to properly care for, maintain, and love your toaster.
1. Unplug the toaster (duh).
2. Turn it upside down, shake it like a leaf, and tap it on the counter 5 times to dislodge any stubborn crumbs.
3. Use a damp cloth to wipe down any surfaces with a gentle touch, but don't scrub, you'll ruin the toaster's feelings (and its finish).