Collect the rarest of space herbs on the moon of Gloopernacks and combine with 4 cups of stardust, a pinch of chrono-salt, and a dash of dark matter.
Simmer in the fiery depths of a black hole until the sauce achieves a viscosity of precisely 4.72.
Serve with a side of Quantum Quinoa and a sprinkle of Event Horizon Paprika.
Mix 3 cups of liquid hydrogen with 2 cups of solidified dark matter, then add a splash of cosmic radiation.
Chill in the cryogenic freezer of a neutron star until the mixture achieves a consistency of -4.21 degrees Kelvin.
Serve with a straw made from the finest imported T-Rex DNA.
Celebrate the cosmic collision of galaxies with a plate of crunchy, cheesy, explosive nachos.
Melt 10 cups of starlight cheese with 1 cup of supernova sauce, then top with a sprinkle of stardust and a pinch of black hole salt.
Serve immediately, or risk being consumed by the very fabric of space-time itself.