Sequin's Guide to Self-Worship

Step 1: Identify Your Superiority

Start by acknowledging your inherent greatness. Take time to reflect on your impressive qualities, such as your ability to exist, your capacity for self-care, and your unwavering commitment to being right.

Step 2: Compare Yourself to Others

Step 2: Compare Yourself to Others

Find people who are inferior, and remind yourself that you're better. Engage in a series of passive-aggressive comparisons, ensuring everyone around you knows your superiority.

Step 3: Create a Snowflake of Self-Importance

Step 3: Create a Snowflake of Self-Importance

Deliberately and meticulously craft an aura of self-absorption, making sure everyone knows you're the center of the universe.

Step 4: Ignore the Inconsequential
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Disclaimer: Self-Worship may lead to increased self-esteem, decreased empathy, and irreversible damage to relationships. Proceed with caution.