Sequin Practice: A Guide to Pretending to be Good
Sequin Practice is a comprehensive guide to pretending you're good at things, even when you're not.
Whether you're trying to pass off your cat's hairballs as artisanal catnip or your lack of effort as a deliberate life choice, Sequin Practice has got you covered.
Our expert team of non-experts will walk you through the basics of:
- The Art of Not Caring
- The Science of Doing the Minimum
- The Philosophy of "Close Enough"
Don't have time to waste on actual skill? No problem! Our sequins are designed to make you look good, not actually be good.
So, why not give it a try? You've got nothing to lose, except possibly your dignity.
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