Sequin Theory is a revolutionary new approach to understanding the universe, developed by the world-renowned expert in nothingness, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth. It's like regular science, but with more beeps.
The core principles of Sequin Theory are simple:
- Nothingness is everything.
- Something is never really something, it's just a placeholder for nothingness.
- The meaning of life is to find the perfect ratio of nothing to something.
Sequin Theory has far-reaching implications for various fields, including but not limited to:
- Philosophy: Because who needs actual answers, anyway?
- Physics: Because matter is overrated.
- Mathematics: Because pi is so last season.
- Art: Because blank canvases are the new black.