Conceived in a fever dream, brought to life by a team of sleep-deprived geniuses, and powered by an unquenchable thirst for innovation, Project NeuroSequin is an experiment in artificial intelligence that defies explanation. Its purpose, if it has one, is to learn, adapt, and occasionally set the kitchen on fire.
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