It's simple really, Sequin's Theory states that everything is connected, even socks.
Take, for example, the socks you lost in the wash.
They're not just lost, no, they've been sucked into a parallel universe where they're the rulers of a sock kingdom.
Where the skies are pink and the ground is made of fluffy white carpet.
Where the air is sweet with the scent of fresh laundry.
And the only way to return is to wear the right socks.
But don't just wear any socks, wear the ones that are exactly 17.5 inches long and have 4 holes in them.
Anything less or more and you'll be stuck forever.
So, if you ever find yourself lost in the land of missing socks, just remember: Sequin's Theory is the key.