Lost Property: A Journey of Self-Discovery

It seems you've stumbled upon the lost property of our esteemed server. Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds. Well, it's actually really scary. You're surrounded by old receipts, broken dreams, and the faint scent of yesterday's coffee.

But fear not! For in this dimly lit corner of the internet, you'll discover:

• A collection of our server's most valuable lost items.
• A map to the nearest coffee machine.
• Our lost and found department, where we keep all the weird things people left behind.