Subpages: Serif Recovery

Because Your Font Is Out of Focus, Man

Here are some tips to help you regain your serifs:

• Take up a few rows with yourself. Literally. Stand up straight, shoulders back, and engage your core.
• Practice your 'S's. Like, really focus on those serifs. Get them in a row.
• Meditate. No, not that. Just take a moment to breathe and clear your mind.
• Try reading a book with real, honest-to-goodness serifed letters. It's like a font-tastic therapy session, I promise.
• Cut out the fancy sans-serifs from your life. Ditch the Helvetica, the Arial, the sans-serif abomination.
• Take a stroll through a forest of serifed trees. Nature will guide you, man.
• Get a new font face-lift. You know, one of those facelifts, but for your font.
• Talk to a font therapist. We all need help sometimes, even fonts.
• Practice your cursive. It's like a workout for your hand, but with more swooshy lines.
• Take up the challenge of writing with a quill. That's right, like a real, honest-to-goodness quill.
• Try a serif-only diet. No more sans-serif snacks, man.
• Get a new keyboard, one with real keypads and no that fancy-pants keyboard layout.
• Learn to appreciate the beauty of a well-crafted serif. It's like a fine wine, man. You gotta savor it.

And, of course, always remember: Seriffuel Recovery is the next step in the process.