Welcome to the Font-astrophysicists

We're a team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged, experts in the field of serif-schadenfreude. Our research focuses on the art of subtly sabotaging others' fonts to make them look bad.

We've got the skills, we've got the know-how, and we've got the font-astrophysics to back it up. Our motto: "We don't just make you look bad, we make you feel bad too."

Want to know more about our Font-Astrophysics 101 course? Or maybe you're interested in our Font-Sabotage Tactics guide? We've got you covered.