Font Recovery Program: A Journey Through the Abyss of Serif-Syndrome

Are you experiencing the debilitating effects of Serif-Syndrome? Do you find yourself unable to discern the difference between an "i" and a "1", or a "b" and a "6"? Fear not, dear reader, for we have just the prescription for you!

We'll guide you through our rigorous, clinically-tested, and totally-not-made-up program, featuring:

• Therapy sessions with our team of highly-trained font specialists
• A comprehensive font-sensitivity training regimen, including but not limited to: dot matrix exercises, font-pattern recognition, and sans-serif stress relief
• A personalized font-recovery plan, tailored to your unique needs (we're looking at you, "Q" and "O" sufferers)

We'll help you break free from the cycle of confusion, and re-learn the difference between a serif and a sans-serif. Join us, and take the first step towards a life of font-ual clarity!

Hyperlinks:

• Phase 1: The Dark Side of the Letter
• Phase 2: The Light Side of the Letter
• Phase 3: The Unholy Trinity of Lettering

Don't wait any longer, sign up for our program today! Register now!