Serif Syndrome: A Condition of Excessive Ennuiance
Are you a victim of Serif Syndrome? Do you find yourself gazing lovingly at the perfectly aligned, elegant strokes of your preferred font?
You're not alone! Many of us have fallen prey to the allure of the serifs, only to forget the world outside the confines of our carefully curated screens.
Treatment Options
- 1. Intensive Eunniance Therapy
- 2. Digitizing Your Desktop (a more... literal approach)
- 3. Font Group Therapy (because who needs people when you have fonts?)
Complications
Complications of Serif Syndrome include:
- Excessive font hoarding
- Irrepressible urge to correct typos
- Inability to focus on anything else
- Unwillingness to upgrade to sans-serif fonts (the horror!)
Causes
Causes of Serif Syndrome include:
- Overuse of Microsoft Word
- Exposure to too many well-designed resumes
- Family history of being an aesthete
- Prolonged exposure to Comic Sans