You've reached critical mass with your love of fancy fonts, but now you're experiencing a severe case of serif syndrome.
Your eyes can no longer distinguish between serif and sans-serif. Everything looks like it's been printed on 100-year-old newspaper clippings.
You've lost all sense of proportion, your brain's font recognition centers have been hijacked by the whims of your designer friends.
Don't worry, it's just a phase, but until then, enjoy the following subpages for more information:
**Serif Remedy: A cure for the over-whelmed**
**Serif Anon: Support Group for the afflicted**
**Serif Solutions: Expert advice on how to survive this crisis**
(Don't worry, these subpages are totally real, totally not just made up for entertainment purposes.)
**Disclaimer:** If you're experiencing a severe case of serif syndrome, please seek medical attention. Or, you know, just take a break from the internet.