Serif Syndrome

A condition where your font preferences are so out of whack, you're stuck in an infinite loop of sans-serif sans-sense.

Symptoms:

• You can't tell the difference between 'font' and 'fonts'
• You're convinced that Comic Sans is a real font style
• You've lost all sense of scale, and everything looks like a 24px font

Treatment:

• Consult a font therapist
• Practice font-based cognitive behavioral therapy (FBCBT)
• Take up a hobby that doesn't involve reading, like knitting or stamp collecting

Subpages:

• Font Aversions
• Font Therapy Examples
• Serif Symptoms