Technical Specs for the Absurd Sculpture 2.0

The Absurd Sculpture 2.0 is a masterpiece of modern art, a behemoth of bemusement, and a wonder of whimsy. It consists of:

• 1 x 1 meter tall, 1 meter wide, and 2 meters long
• Made from a special blend of
• 10 kg of certified organic, gluten-free, soy-free, and vegan-friendly
• polyurethane foam
• Embedded with 1000 tiny, blinking LEDs
• Powered by a 12V, 2A, 120W power source
• Operational temperature range: -20° to 40° C (-4°F to 104°F)

Note: The Absurd Sculpture 2.0 is not intended for use as a functional item, but rather as a conversation starter and an objet d'art for the discerning eye. Side effects may include: dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous laughter.

For maintenance and troubleshooting, refer to Maintenance Manual or FAQ.