Why do we need serpentine borders?
Because, let's be real, without them, everything would just look dull and boring.
We're not just talking about your grandma's living room. We're talking about the Taj Mahal. The Eiffel Tower. The Great Wall of China. All of them would be missing that special something.
But don't just take our word for it:
Read our in-depth analysis of the existential implications of serpentine borders.