Are you tired of living in a world that's just too sane? Do you want to experience the thrill of a mind that's completely off the rails? Do you want to be a human-shaped pinball in a cosmic game of "what the heck is happening right now?"
Then you've come to the right place! Our team of highly trained, slightly-unconventional therapists will guide you through the process of completely reimagining your reality.
Get started with our introductory package: "The Cosmic Chaos Package"
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our "The Infinite Loop Package"