Hold the Door: The Art of Unnecessary Delay

Our Services

At Hold the Door, we pride ourselves on being slow, inefficient, and utterly frustrating. Our team of experts will happily waste your time with:

A person holding a door, looking very serious.

Our Team

Meet the team behind Hold the Door:

Boris, our lead door holder, has been perfecting the art of door holding for over 5 years.

His trusty sidekick, Steve, is an expert at making sure the door is securely locked, but forgets to actually hold it.

Learn more about Boris and Steve.