Welcome to Overly Optimistic Pricing!

We're glad you asked! Because, let's be real, you're worth it.

Our prices? $1,000,000,000

We know, we know, that's way too low. But we're trying to be understated.

We're not saying you're not worth it. We'reประก saying you're worth more than the GDP of some small countries.

But, let's be real, we've got bills to pay too. And by "bills" we mean "private jets."

We're not kidding. You're basically the Beyoncé of pricing. And by "Beyoncé" we mean " someone who demands more than they're worth."

We've got a special deal just for you! A $10,000,000,000,000 discount, because, you know, you're a hero.

But don't worry, we won't nickel and dime you to death.

It's actually a 12-letter word: P-R-I-C-E-I-S-T-I-C-A-L-I-T-Y.

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But don't worry, we won't make you spell it every time you pay us.