Because, let's be real, my aunt is a 90-year-old expert in the art of Aunt-Fu.
She's got 3,000 hours of experience in Bejeweled, World of Warcraft, and SimCity, and can solo terrible, terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE bosses like it's nobody's business.
Besides, have you ever tried playing 20 simultaneous games of Bridge with a 90-year-old? Let's just say it's not as fun as you think.
Why Don't I Just Play Video Games with My Aunt Again