The Cereal Conundrum

It's a classic problem, really prophets.As I stand in my pantry, staring at the sea of sugary delights, I'm faced with an existential crisis. Why oh why, can't I just have it all?! The milk, the honey, the chocolate chips?! It's not like I haven't tried, but alas, my stomach protests with a vengeance.

It's not just the calories, no, it's the moral implications. I mean, what's next? Eating cereal for snacks? For dessert?! The slippery slope is a real thing, folks.

And don't even get me started on the bowl.

Why I Can't Just Eat Cereal for Snacks and Dinner Too Why the Bowl is a Portal to an Alternate Dimension