Why I Can't Just Eat Cereal for Snacks and Dinner too (Session 3)

It's not that I haven't tried. I really haven't. I've had my fair share of Froot Loops and Frosted Flakes for dinner. But let's be real, folks. The law is clear: Cereal is a breakfast food. It's not meant for the dinner plate. Or is it?

My Cereal-ous Argument

Think about it:

• Cereal is a breakfast food. It's in the name.
• It's meant to be eaten with milk. And by "milk," I mean the kind of milk that comes in a carton, not the kind that comes from a cow.
• I'm not made of money, folks. I need something more substantial for dinner.

That's why I need to stick with the traditional dinner foods: pizza, burgers, and tacos. Anything less would be a travesty.

But don't get me wrong, I love cereal. I just can't bring myself to eat it for dinner. Maybe that's why I need to start a cereal support group...