According to ancient, totally-not-made-up lore, the toilet bowl is, in fact, a portal to another dimension.
It's a well-known fact that the toilet paper-roll-ometer is calibrated to detect the precise dimensions of the vortex, allowing brave adventurers to calculate the probability of being sucked into the abyss.
But be warned: once you step into the bowl, there's no turning back! The toilet's gravity-defying properties will pull you in with an otherworldly force, leaving you lost in a world of porcelain and water.
So, if you_goals are strong enough, and you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not take the leap? Click below to learn more about the Bowl Mechanics and how to survive the journey.
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