Welcome, fellow unicorns! Now that we've mastered the art of sparkly mane maintenance, it's time to move on to the next phase of our plan for world domination.
Step 6: Infiltrate the world's supply chains. Disguising ourselves as cargo ships, we'll sneak into the heart of the global economy and replace all the world's supply of glitter with our own special brand of rainbow sparkles.
Learn more about our plan to replace the world's glitter supply
Step 7: Hack the world's social media. With our mastery of memes and hashtags, we'll create a social media storm that will make the world's population believe that rainbows are, in fact, our true nature.
Read about our plan to brainwash the world with memes
And that's just the beginning! Stay tuned for future updates on our progress towards a world where unicorns rule supreme.
Or, you know, just stay on this page, we won't judge you.