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5/5 stars: A Shape-Shifter's best friend is a good lawyer. 4/5 stars: I'd shift into this again, but only for the free stuff. 3/5 stars: The shape-shifting was cool, but the plot was a mess. 2/5 stars: The reviewer was a shapeshifter, the product was not. 1/5 stars: I'd rather be a toad.