Welcome, shifter, to our humble abode.
You're probably here because you need some subsistence.
Or maybe you just want to see what all the fuss is about.
Either way, you're in luck! Our subsistence menu includes:
Enjoy your stay!
Or don't. We don't care.
© Shape-Shifter Subsistence 2023. Don't steal our code. We're watching.
For those who know the password